Sam Bankman-Fried, despite being the child of two prominent law professors, didn’t heed that advice. Instead, after finding himself in deep legal trouble, he blabbed to anyone who would listen. He blabbed to a Bloomberg reporter. He blabbed to Michael Lewis. He blabbed by text to younger female journalists. For good measure, he also blabbed to the New York Times at an event livestreamed around the world.

And wouldn’t you know it, all that blabbing is being used against him in a court of law. My colleague Leo has been attending the Manhattan courtroom where Bankman-Fried is being tried for fraud, and his latest dispatch highlights how his many media interviews became so many gift-wrapped pieces of evidence for prosecutors:

“To prove Bankman-Fried’s awareness of an activity, she frequently pointed to statements he had made to reporters during his infamous media tour in December 2022, right after the collapse of FTX. These included interviews conducted with outlets including Bloomberg and The Financial Times. Even as Bankman-Fried asserted that he didn’t remember the specifics of the interviews, they provided Sassoon with a wealth of evidence to show his exact comments—many of them damning.”

What did he think was going to happen? Did he think he would be able to use his charm and intellect to spin away his reckless words as he had once done if anyone asked about the integrity of FTX’s business? That’s not how it works. Instead his moronic media tour is likely to become a source of amusement for Bankman-Fried’s future cell mates who will marvel over how anyone could have been that stupid.

I have no idea why Bankman-Fried undertook that media tour—the answer must involve psychological factors that are above my pay grade. But let’s hope he enjoyed it. His next big media tour will be 20 years from now—if he’s lucky.

Jeff John Roberts
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DECENTRALIZED NEWS

New research shows hackers have used the breach of the LastPass password management system to steal $4.4 million of crypto from many wallets. (Bleeping Computer)

The flow of new money into crypto assets last week was the highest since July, though analysts say investors are still being relatively cautious. (Bloomberg)

The Celsius bankruptcy judge has asked the SEC to get on with addressing a proposal that would mostly repay creditors and end the Chapter 11 process. (Bloomberg)

The U.K. has published the rules of its crypto asset regime that go into force in phases, beginning with stablecoins. (CoinDesk)

A data analysis of Sam Bankman-Fried's testimony shows his average answer length was around 75% longer than those of his one-time lieutenants. (Fortune)

MEME O’ THE MOMENT

How the trial is going: